1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:04,074 Subtitles downloaded from www.OpenSubtitles.org 2 00:00:05,872 --> 00:00:08,067 FRANKIE: There are lots of ways you categorize people: 3 00:00:08,241 --> 00:00:10,300 age, politics, religion. 4 00:00:10,477 --> 00:00:11,876 But when you get down to it... 5 00:00:12,045 --> 00:00:15,981 ...there are really two basic types of people in the world: the non-worriers... 6 00:00:16,149 --> 00:00:18,549 God! I'll study while they're handing out the test. 7 00:00:18,718 --> 00:00:21,687 The nail was rusty, but I threw beer on there, cleaned it out. 8 00:00:21,855 --> 00:00:22,913 FRANKIE: ... and the worriers. 9 00:00:23,089 --> 00:00:24,681 What if I never get my braces off? 10 00:00:24,858 --> 00:00:26,917 What if I'm part of some secret experiment... 11 00:00:27,093 --> 00:00:29,584 ...to see how long a person can last with braces on? 12 00:00:29,763 --> 00:00:33,164 I'm forgetting things, Mike. My keys were right here. 13 00:00:33,333 --> 00:00:34,527 This runs in families. 14 00:00:34,701 --> 00:00:38,432 It's only a matter of time before I am wandering the interstate in my bathrobe... 15 00:00:38,605 --> 00:00:40,732 ...and you're using candy to get me in the car. 16 00:00:40,907 --> 00:00:44,274 I stole a customer from Pete. I'm a dead man. Dead, dead, dead. 17 00:00:44,444 --> 00:00:47,436 You stole a sale from Pete in real life? Not that dream you have? 18 00:00:47,614 --> 00:00:50,777 Yes. This guy he'd been working with came in on Pete's day off... 19 00:00:50,950 --> 00:00:53,919 ...and I told him Pete had been shot, and I closed the sale. 20 00:00:54,087 --> 00:00:56,282 - That must have been a rush. - I felt like a god. 21 00:00:56,456 --> 00:00:59,357 - Ladies. - Always funny, Pete. 22 00:00:59,526 --> 00:01:01,187 [LAUGHING] 23 00:01:01,361 --> 00:01:02,385 He knows. 24 00:01:02,562 --> 00:01:05,360 If he goes for my face, don't let them rebuild it with putty. 25 00:01:05,532 --> 00:01:06,829 It never looks natural. 26 00:01:07,000 --> 00:01:10,128 MAN [ON PA]: Frankie, you have a call on line one. 27 00:01:10,303 --> 00:01:15,366 Axl can't find his jeans. Said it's your fault. You were supposed to wash them. 28 00:01:15,542 --> 00:01:17,976 Why are you trying to ruin his life? 29 00:01:18,144 --> 00:01:21,773 - Tell him to look in the basket on the... - Never mind. He found them. 30 00:01:21,948 --> 00:01:23,415 Hey, how is Axl doing? 31 00:01:23,583 --> 00:01:27,075 - Is he still dating that cheerleader girl? - No, thank God. 32 00:01:27,253 --> 00:01:29,983 FRANKIE: The past few months had been a roller coaster of pain. 33 00:01:30,156 --> 00:01:32,522 Axl's first love, Morgan, had broken up with him... 34 00:01:32,692 --> 00:01:34,557 ...leaving him heartbroken. 35 00:01:34,727 --> 00:01:36,661 Just when he'd finally bounced back... 36 00:01:36,830 --> 00:01:38,457 Morgan and I are back together. 37 00:01:38,631 --> 00:01:39,791 She broke up with me. 38 00:01:39,966 --> 00:01:41,092 She loves me. 39 00:01:41,267 --> 00:01:42,734 She loves me too much. 40 00:01:42,902 --> 00:01:46,133 She's willing to take me back if I can change. I think I can. 41 00:01:46,306 --> 00:01:50,265 She doesn't like the person I've become, so I totally broke up with her. 42 00:01:50,443 --> 00:01:53,241 No matter what anyone tells you, it was me, my decision. 43 00:01:53,413 --> 00:01:55,813 And I feel so good about it. 44 00:01:57,917 --> 00:01:59,714 [SOBBING] 45 00:02:02,355 --> 00:02:05,415 Anyway, I'm just glad it's finally over. I have had it with her. 46 00:02:05,592 --> 00:02:08,288 You don't know what it's like to watch your kid get hurt... 47 00:02:08,461 --> 00:02:10,156 ...again and again and again. 48 00:02:10,330 --> 00:02:12,821 That's why I never dated in high school. 49 00:02:12,999 --> 00:02:15,593 To spare my mom the pain. 50 00:02:16,402 --> 00:02:17,835 EHLERT: Gather around, minions. 51 00:02:18,438 --> 00:02:23,273 I'm throwing a company picnic. Food, drinks, games, the whole shebang. 52 00:02:23,443 --> 00:02:26,844 And I expect to see every one of you there with your families. 53 00:02:29,516 --> 00:02:33,680 It's really my granddaughter's 9th birthday, but this way I can write the whole thing off. 54 00:02:33,853 --> 00:02:36,447 She likes those American Girl dolls. 55 00:02:36,623 --> 00:02:38,989 Check with each other so you don't double up. 56 00:02:44,597 --> 00:02:48,328 Remember how I told you we're hatching eggs at school for a science project? 57 00:02:48,801 --> 00:02:49,893 Let's say I do. 58 00:02:50,270 --> 00:02:53,330 This little guy is the only one who didn't hatch. 59 00:02:53,506 --> 00:02:54,530 Hatch. 60 00:02:55,241 --> 00:02:57,505 Brick, there's probably a reason it didn't hatch. 61 00:02:57,677 --> 00:03:00,202 I know. He's anxious about what he's getting into. 62 00:03:00,380 --> 00:03:03,372 That's why I'm gonna spend as long as it takes to reassure him... 63 00:03:03,550 --> 00:03:06,018 ...that the world is a safe, loving place. 64 00:03:06,186 --> 00:03:09,019 - Meet Scout. - Oh, hey there, Scout. 65 00:03:09,189 --> 00:03:11,316 When it starts to smell, throw it in the trash. 66 00:03:11,491 --> 00:03:14,722 FRANKIE: To our great surprise, Brick actually took better care of that egg... 67 00:03:14,894 --> 00:03:17,795 ...than, well, just about anything I can think of. 68 00:03:17,964 --> 00:03:20,091 He took it with him everywhere. 69 00:03:23,803 --> 00:03:25,794 [LAUGHING] 70 00:03:26,706 --> 00:03:28,765 FRANKIE: But Brick being Brick... 71 00:03:28,942 --> 00:03:31,740 - Hey, what are you doing? - I lost Scout. 72 00:03:32,579 --> 00:03:34,911 - Brick. - I know it was inevitable... 73 00:03:35,081 --> 00:03:36,742 ...but I'm still disappointed in me. 74 00:03:36,916 --> 00:03:40,079 I don't know what happened. I had him with me and then I didn't. 75 00:03:40,253 --> 00:03:43,279 Just relax. It's gonna be okay. We'll find your egg. 76 00:03:43,456 --> 00:03:44,855 I already looked everywhere. 77 00:03:45,024 --> 00:03:48,357 You've looked everywhere, but have you smelled everywhere? 78 00:03:48,528 --> 00:03:50,393 Start sniffing. 79 00:03:54,801 --> 00:03:58,259 Ugh. Who even drinks buttermilk? 80 00:03:59,339 --> 00:04:02,365 Mom, something stinks over here. 81 00:04:03,743 --> 00:04:07,577 - Oh, false alarm. Axl's tennis shoes. Oof. - Ugh! 82 00:04:07,747 --> 00:04:09,612 Keep sniffing. 83 00:04:12,785 --> 00:04:15,777 What is going on with your feet that your shoes smell like this? 84 00:04:15,955 --> 00:04:17,889 Awesome, you found them. 85 00:04:18,725 --> 00:04:21,023 Going to Sean's. Don't wait up. 86 00:04:21,194 --> 00:04:22,218 [WHISTLES] 87 00:04:22,395 --> 00:04:23,419 Here, Scout. 88 00:04:23,596 --> 00:04:24,620 [WHISTLES] 89 00:04:24,797 --> 00:04:25,821 Here, boy. 90 00:04:25,999 --> 00:04:27,591 I'm hoping for a boy. 91 00:04:27,767 --> 00:04:29,064 Ah-ha. 92 00:04:29,669 --> 00:04:32,763 - Is this Axl's calculus book? - Yeah, right. 93 00:04:34,641 --> 00:04:39,078 - Oh! Sue, I found your lip gloss. - Oh, cool. 94 00:04:40,513 --> 00:04:42,140 Oh, wait, this isn't mine. 95 00:04:42,315 --> 00:04:46,149 I only use Lip Smacker's orange-pop flavor, same as Brad. 96 00:04:50,723 --> 00:04:52,987 FRANKIE: The calculus book, the lip gloss... 97 00:04:53,159 --> 00:04:55,559 It was all adding up to one thing. 98 00:04:55,728 --> 00:04:58,754 Either Axl had turned into a gay math whiz... 99 00:04:59,532 --> 00:05:02,057 ...or Morgan was back. 100 00:05:09,842 --> 00:05:12,936 Mike, you're not gonna believe this. Are you ready? 101 00:05:13,112 --> 00:05:17,913 Guess who Axl is apparently seeing again. Don't guess, I'll tell you. Morgan. 102 00:05:20,987 --> 00:05:24,115 Are you speechless or just not paying attention? 103 00:05:24,524 --> 00:05:27,755 - I already knew. - What? 104 00:05:28,261 --> 00:05:31,355 - You caught them together and didn't tell? - No. 105 00:05:31,764 --> 00:05:34,358 You overheard them on the phone and you didn't tell me? 106 00:05:34,534 --> 00:05:37,401 No. Axl told me and I didn't tell you. 107 00:05:38,304 --> 00:05:41,705 What? What? Why? Why didn't you tell me? 108 00:05:42,842 --> 00:05:46,744 Frankie, I didn't tell you because he asked me not to. 109 00:05:46,913 --> 00:05:48,778 He didn't think you would take it well. 110 00:05:49,515 --> 00:05:52,973 That doesn't even make sense. Why would he think that? 111 00:05:53,152 --> 00:05:56,918 I'll tell you another thing about Morgan. She is just stringing you along. 112 00:05:57,090 --> 00:05:58,557 She seems all nice and sweet... 113 00:05:58,725 --> 00:06:02,024 ...but if she really cared, she would not be jerking you around. 114 00:06:02,195 --> 00:06:03,389 If you can't see that... 115 00:06:03,563 --> 00:06:05,656 Oh, my God. 116 00:06:05,832 --> 00:06:08,300 So Axl feels like he can't come to me? 117 00:06:08,468 --> 00:06:09,492 But he'll go to you... 118 00:06:09,669 --> 00:06:13,161 ...whose greatest pearls of wisdom are "shake it off" and "man up"? 119 00:06:13,339 --> 00:06:14,806 Apparently. 120 00:06:14,974 --> 00:06:16,271 Well, this sucks. 121 00:06:16,442 --> 00:06:19,070 Aw. Shake it off. 122 00:06:19,879 --> 00:06:22,006 Mom, Dad, I found my egg. 123 00:06:23,082 --> 00:06:27,178 Oh. Well, you gave it your best shot. Circle of life and all that. 124 00:06:27,353 --> 00:06:30,322 No, no, it hatched. Isn't it great? 125 00:06:30,490 --> 00:06:34,017 I don't know where he is, but we have a baby chicken in the house. 126 00:06:34,193 --> 00:06:36,753 Chicken in the house. 127 00:06:39,999 --> 00:06:42,729 [CHEEPING] 128 00:06:44,504 --> 00:06:46,529 [KEYS JINGLING] 129 00:06:50,042 --> 00:06:52,033 [WHISTLING] 130 00:06:52,979 --> 00:06:54,844 Hi, Axl. How was Sean's? 131 00:06:55,581 --> 00:06:57,048 Fine. 132 00:06:57,216 --> 00:07:01,346 Wait. Where are you going? I was hoping we could talk. 133 00:07:02,688 --> 00:07:03,712 Why? 134 00:07:04,323 --> 00:07:08,851 I don't know. I just miss you. Come on, sit. It'll be fun. 135 00:07:17,236 --> 00:07:20,637 - So, what do you wanna talk about? - I don't. You made me sit here. 136 00:07:20,807 --> 00:07:23,037 Ha. Okay, I'll start. 137 00:07:23,209 --> 00:07:25,871 Axl, we've always had the kind of relationship... 138 00:07:26,045 --> 00:07:28,445 ...where you can tell me anything, right? 139 00:07:28,614 --> 00:07:31,708 - No. - Yes, we have. 140 00:07:31,884 --> 00:07:35,320 And I would feel so sad if you felt that you couldn't tell me something... 141 00:07:35,488 --> 00:07:39,390 ...or had to hide something because you were worried about how I would react. 142 00:07:39,559 --> 00:07:44,326 Because I'm good at listening, very good. Better than Dad, really. 143 00:07:44,497 --> 00:07:47,125 I didn't tell you I'm with Morgan because you'd flip out. 144 00:07:47,300 --> 00:07:49,996 - You're back with Morgan? - Mom, please. 145 00:07:50,403 --> 00:07:53,531 Look, I know you hate her, but I love her. So could we just drop it? 146 00:07:53,706 --> 00:07:55,071 I don't hate Morgan. 147 00:07:55,241 --> 00:07:59,234 I hated the way she treated you. But if you're happy, I'm happy. 148 00:07:59,412 --> 00:08:02,506 Mom, I lie to you, you don't lie to me. That's the way it works. 149 00:08:03,182 --> 00:08:06,549 Let me prove it to you. Why don't you bring her to dinner tomorrow night? 150 00:08:06,719 --> 00:08:09,847 - Wow, Mom, that sounds awesome. - Come on. 151 00:08:10,022 --> 00:08:12,422 Don't you want the women in your life to get along? 152 00:08:12,592 --> 00:08:13,616 Oh, my God. 153 00:08:13,793 --> 00:08:16,557 It sounds totally creepy when you put it like that. 154 00:08:22,969 --> 00:08:26,632 I cannot believe the head cheerleader and vice president of student council... 155 00:08:26,806 --> 00:08:28,797 ...is coming to our house for dinner. 156 00:08:28,975 --> 00:08:31,466 I have like a million questions I wanna ask her. 157 00:08:31,644 --> 00:08:33,771 This could be a real turning point in my life. 158 00:08:33,946 --> 00:08:37,313 Okay, I agreed to dinner, but I never said anything about Sue being here. 159 00:08:37,483 --> 00:08:41,112 - Can't we tie her to a tree in the backyard? - Axl, shake it off. Man up. 160 00:08:41,287 --> 00:08:44,017 Your mom invited Morgan over so we can all get to know her. 161 00:08:44,190 --> 00:08:47,057 It's not a big deal. Just a really bad idea. 162 00:08:47,226 --> 00:08:50,662 Mike, don't be ridiculous. It's a great idea. It's gonna be great. 163 00:08:50,830 --> 00:08:51,854 [DOORBELL RINGS] 164 00:08:52,031 --> 00:08:53,623 [SIGHS] 165 00:08:55,401 --> 00:08:57,460 FRANKIE: And I really believed it was gonna be great. 166 00:08:57,637 --> 00:09:01,664 If Axl loved her, I could love her. Simple as that. 167 00:09:02,208 --> 00:09:03,607 Hi. 168 00:09:03,776 --> 00:09:05,835 FRANKIE: Oh, this is going to be hard. 169 00:09:06,012 --> 00:09:07,843 Hey, Morgan. Come on in. 170 00:09:09,448 --> 00:09:11,245 Mrs. Heck... 171 00:09:11,584 --> 00:09:13,882 ...I know Axl and I have had our ups and downs... 172 00:09:14,053 --> 00:09:17,648 ...but he has made a lot of great changes, and I am feeling really positive... 173 00:09:17,823 --> 00:09:19,518 ...about our relationship right now. 174 00:09:19,692 --> 00:09:23,059 Me too. Super positive. 175 00:09:23,229 --> 00:09:25,663 Well, come on in. Let's eat. 176 00:09:28,434 --> 00:09:32,063 I don't know what kind you like, so I got regular and extra-crispy. 177 00:09:32,238 --> 00:09:34,672 Wow, it's hard to decide. 178 00:09:34,840 --> 00:09:38,332 Sure, it can be hard to make a choice and then stick with it. I get that. 179 00:09:38,511 --> 00:09:39,671 What? I said, I get that. 180 00:09:39,845 --> 00:09:40,869 [CHEEPING] 181 00:09:41,047 --> 00:09:43,038 - Is that a chicken? - Oh, sorry. 182 00:09:43,215 --> 00:09:45,308 That's Brick's chick. It's running around the house. 183 00:09:45,484 --> 00:09:48,783 - We can't find it. - He's right here. I found him this morning. 184 00:09:48,955 --> 00:09:51,685 Brick, get that thing off the table. Come on. 185 00:09:52,992 --> 00:09:56,826 Look, he imprinted on me. He follows me everywhere. 186 00:09:58,064 --> 00:09:59,497 - Come on. - Ha, ha. 187 00:10:00,533 --> 00:10:01,693 BRICK: See? 188 00:10:02,935 --> 00:10:05,870 Okay. Well, I had a worst-case scenario in my head... 189 00:10:06,038 --> 00:10:09,064 ...and this seems to be exceeding that, so we're gonna go. 190 00:10:09,241 --> 00:10:11,903 No. This is all about us getting to know Morgan. 191 00:10:12,645 --> 00:10:14,374 So, Morgan, how's school going? 192 00:10:14,547 --> 00:10:17,641 Fantastic. I just aced my AP Mandarin test. 193 00:10:17,950 --> 00:10:20,418 I told Axl to drop Spanish, so now he's taking it too. 194 00:10:20,586 --> 00:10:21,883 [SPEAKS IN MANDARIN] 195 00:10:22,054 --> 00:10:23,078 Oh. 196 00:10:23,255 --> 00:10:27,191 I didn't know you dropped a class. So, what's wrong with Spanish? 197 00:10:27,360 --> 00:10:28,384 - Well... - Nothing. 198 00:10:28,561 --> 00:10:31,655 It's just, everyone knows Chinese is the language of the future. 199 00:10:32,231 --> 00:10:33,391 Well. I didn't know that. 200 00:10:33,566 --> 00:10:35,261 - Did you know that, Mike? - Yup. 201 00:10:36,068 --> 00:10:37,899 It also looks good on your transcript. 202 00:10:38,070 --> 00:10:40,937 I told Axl he needed to start thinking about things like that. 203 00:10:41,107 --> 00:10:43,507 It's not like we never talk about that around here. 204 00:10:43,676 --> 00:10:46,668 I mean, we didn't just give birth to him and then walk away. 205 00:10:46,846 --> 00:10:48,404 Well, I told Axl... 206 00:10:48,581 --> 00:10:50,913 FRANKIE: So it went for the next 20 minutes. 207 00:10:51,083 --> 00:10:53,108 I told Axl he should ask for a raise. 208 00:10:53,285 --> 00:10:55,344 I told Axl he should get those brakes fixed. 209 00:10:55,521 --> 00:10:57,512 I told Axl he should wear more shorts. 210 00:10:57,690 --> 00:11:00,420 I told Axl that eating too much takeout is bad for you. 211 00:11:00,593 --> 00:11:03,187 - I told Axl... - Well, I told Axl... 212 00:11:03,596 --> 00:11:06,064 - Would you like some broccoli? - I'd love some. 213 00:11:08,200 --> 00:11:11,260 - Oh, Axl doesn't eat broccoli. - Oh, sure he does. 214 00:11:11,437 --> 00:11:14,565 I told Axl it's great brain food, and now he loves it. 215 00:11:14,740 --> 00:11:15,900 I told Axl... 216 00:11:18,310 --> 00:11:20,403 FRANKIE: Well, that's how it went in my head, anyway. 217 00:11:20,579 --> 00:11:21,603 In reality... 218 00:11:21,781 --> 00:11:24,306 Frankie, you got a really weird look on your face. 219 00:11:24,483 --> 00:11:26,747 - Is it a smile? - Kind of. 220 00:11:26,919 --> 00:11:28,978 Then I'm doing good. 221 00:11:31,891 --> 00:11:35,190 FRANKIE: It was 3 in the morning, and I was way too worried to sleep. 222 00:11:35,361 --> 00:11:37,226 Mike could sense it. 223 00:11:37,396 --> 00:11:39,296 [SNORING] 224 00:11:39,465 --> 00:11:42,332 FRANKIE: Mike could sense it. 225 00:11:43,669 --> 00:11:46,263 - Mike. - Where's my bat? 226 00:11:46,439 --> 00:11:49,203 She has way too much power over him, Mike. 227 00:11:49,375 --> 00:11:50,399 Oh, God. 228 00:11:50,576 --> 00:11:53,374 See, that's why I knew dinner was a bad idea. 229 00:11:53,546 --> 00:11:58,074 - Axl will do whatever she says. It's scary. - Oh, you're exaggerating. 230 00:11:58,517 --> 00:12:01,816 Hello? Were you not there? 231 00:12:01,987 --> 00:12:05,013 Axl's eating broccoli now. And that's how it starts. 232 00:12:05,191 --> 00:12:07,386 She tells him to eat broccoli, so he does. 233 00:12:08,127 --> 00:12:11,563 Then she tells him what friends he can have, what college he should go to. 234 00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:13,358 He should go to a college near her. 235 00:12:13,532 --> 00:12:15,864 So he moves there and she breaks up with him again. 236 00:12:16,035 --> 00:12:18,469 She takes him back, they get married and have kids... 237 00:12:18,637 --> 00:12:21,265 ...and then she gets bored, which is her pattern. 238 00:12:21,440 --> 00:12:23,874 They get divorced and Axl's living in our basement... 239 00:12:24,043 --> 00:12:28,070 ...and she's moved with the kids to Florida because that's where her parents retired. 240 00:12:28,247 --> 00:12:31,683 They see the grandkids all the time and get to be called Nana and Pop-Pop. 241 00:12:31,851 --> 00:12:34,911 We have to be boring Grandma and Grandpa and see them once a year. 242 00:12:35,087 --> 00:12:39,285 When we try to hug them, they're all stiff because we're strangers to our grandkids. 243 00:12:39,458 --> 00:12:42,359 - It all starts with broccoli? - It all starts with the broccoli. 244 00:12:42,528 --> 00:12:43,790 I think you worry too much. 245 00:12:43,963 --> 00:12:47,364 I have a right to be worried. Our grandkids live in Florida. 246 00:12:47,533 --> 00:12:51,526 Frankie, Axl's 16. His brain's not even fully developed yet. 247 00:12:51,704 --> 00:12:54,138 Brick's chick has better judgment than he does... 248 00:12:54,306 --> 00:12:56,570 ...and it spent an hour trying to walk into a fan. 249 00:12:56,742 --> 00:13:00,610 - Don't try to make me laugh. I'm worrying. - Oh, stop. 250 00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:04,147 This relationship doesn't mean anything. He's gonna date a million girls. 251 00:13:04,316 --> 00:13:06,341 Some of them you'll hate more than Morgan. 252 00:13:06,519 --> 00:13:09,249 Is that supposed to make me feel better? 253 00:13:09,588 --> 00:13:14,184 Fine. You're hell-bent on worrying, I'll give you something to worry about. 254 00:13:14,360 --> 00:13:15,520 We had a meeting at work. 255 00:13:15,694 --> 00:13:18,254 They're cutting back on our health insurance. 256 00:13:18,731 --> 00:13:20,255 Night, honey. 257 00:13:24,003 --> 00:13:25,994 FRANKIE: Brick wasn't getting a lot of sleep either. 258 00:13:26,172 --> 00:13:28,436 At first he loved being a mom to a baby chick... 259 00:13:28,607 --> 00:13:32,703 ...but like all new parents, the novelty wore off pretty quick. 260 00:13:32,878 --> 00:13:36,006 It's coming, it's coming. It doesn't pour itself, you know. 261 00:13:38,951 --> 00:13:41,112 [CHEEPING] 262 00:13:44,824 --> 00:13:46,086 I just got home. 263 00:13:46,258 --> 00:13:50,160 Just give me a second to get a juice and then I'll play with you. 264 00:13:53,432 --> 00:13:55,297 [CHEEPING] 265 00:13:55,467 --> 00:13:58,402 BRICK: Can I get one minute to myself? 266 00:14:04,009 --> 00:14:05,670 Morgan? 267 00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:07,176 Yeah? 268 00:14:07,346 --> 00:14:09,871 I know you're head cheerleader, and I tried out also... 269 00:14:10,049 --> 00:14:13,177 ...but the day before tryouts, I dropped a big rock on my toe. 270 00:14:13,652 --> 00:14:16,985 Oh, well, maybe next year. 271 00:14:17,423 --> 00:14:19,914 Really? Thanks. 272 00:14:22,127 --> 00:14:25,563 Mom, Morgan thinks I should try out for cheerleading. Ha! 273 00:14:27,833 --> 00:14:30,393 Okay, five-minute warning till we leave for the picnic. 274 00:14:30,903 --> 00:14:32,962 Do I have to? Morgan's practice got canceled. 275 00:14:33,138 --> 00:14:35,072 What's she to do while I'm at a picnic? 276 00:14:35,241 --> 00:14:39,109 FRANKIE: Play solitaire, find a new boyfriend, step in front of a bus? 277 00:14:39,278 --> 00:14:41,269 Why doesn't she come with us to the picnic? 278 00:14:41,814 --> 00:14:44,112 - Really? - Oh, I don't wanna intrude. 279 00:14:44,516 --> 00:14:46,245 I'd really love you to come. 280 00:14:46,418 --> 00:14:48,318 FRANKIE: I couldn't believe I'd said it either... 281 00:14:48,487 --> 00:14:51,854 ...but the truth is, after I said it, I felt good. 282 00:14:52,024 --> 00:14:55,585 All right. Let me just get my purse out of Axl's room. Come on. 283 00:14:57,029 --> 00:14:59,020 FRANKIE: Maybe it was because in the light of day... 284 00:14:59,198 --> 00:15:01,723 ...all my fears just seemed silly. 285 00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:06,201 Mike was right. They were only 16. And what was so wrong with Morgan? 286 00:15:06,372 --> 00:15:09,432 She's got my son speaking Chinese and eating vegetables. 287 00:15:09,608 --> 00:15:12,099 That's not exactly robbing banks and stealing cattle. 288 00:15:12,278 --> 00:15:14,075 What was I so worried about? 289 00:15:14,246 --> 00:15:15,770 MORGAN: A picnic? 290 00:15:15,948 --> 00:15:19,440 - It's not exactly what I felt like doing today. AXL: Tell me about it. 291 00:15:19,618 --> 00:15:21,142 MORGAN: I'd rather hang out at my house. 292 00:15:21,320 --> 00:15:23,015 My parents are more fun. 293 00:15:27,359 --> 00:15:29,384 AXL: I know, but what am I supposed to do? 294 00:15:29,561 --> 00:15:30,823 MORGAN: Fine. We'll go this once. 295 00:15:30,996 --> 00:15:35,126 But the next time your parents ask us to do something, you're making up an excuse. 296 00:15:39,471 --> 00:15:43,339 - All ready. This is gonna be a blast. - Yay! 297 00:15:43,809 --> 00:15:46,937 FRANKIE: There better be booze at this thing. 298 00:15:52,284 --> 00:15:55,742 - Hey, Stretch, you enjoying yourself? - Now that I've found the beer. 299 00:15:55,921 --> 00:16:00,085 Ha, ha. Well, I'm just glad I could throw this celebration for the employees. 300 00:16:00,259 --> 00:16:04,059 When you give, you get a warm feeling in your ticker, you know? 301 00:16:04,496 --> 00:16:05,520 That'll be 3 bucks. 302 00:16:08,867 --> 00:16:12,166 Ah, the pop's a buck and a quarter there, princess. 303 00:16:12,338 --> 00:16:14,806 - I'll get it. - Oh, great. 304 00:16:17,509 --> 00:16:18,567 Ugh. 305 00:16:18,744 --> 00:16:20,837 - What? - Nothing. 306 00:16:21,013 --> 00:16:24,346 I mean, I shouldn't say anything bad about Morgan, right? 307 00:16:25,417 --> 00:16:28,284 Well, Brick, just because you're a child... 308 00:16:28,454 --> 00:16:31,014 ...doesn't mean your opinion is less than anyone else's. 309 00:16:31,190 --> 00:16:32,782 I'd hope you'd feel comfortable... 310 00:16:32,958 --> 00:16:35,984 ...sharing any negative feelings you might have about Morgan. 311 00:16:36,161 --> 00:16:38,425 - I'm not a big fan. - I know, right? 312 00:16:38,597 --> 00:16:42,192 She comes across all together and perfect, but trust me, I have heard things. 313 00:16:42,368 --> 00:16:45,667 She is manipulative, deceitful, two-faced... 314 00:16:45,838 --> 00:16:48,170 Plus she sat on my bed and moved my books. 315 00:16:48,340 --> 00:16:50,240 Not cool. 316 00:16:50,409 --> 00:16:52,001 [CHEEPING] 317 00:16:52,678 --> 00:16:55,943 Yes, I'm watching you. That's great. 318 00:16:56,715 --> 00:16:58,239 Sorry. What was I saying? 319 00:16:58,417 --> 00:17:01,443 I'm wiped. He always wants to eat, play. 320 00:17:01,620 --> 00:17:03,781 I'm constantly cleaning up after him. 321 00:17:03,956 --> 00:17:06,550 Throw in a carpool and we'll talk. 322 00:17:06,892 --> 00:17:09,190 I can't believe you picked me as your partner. 323 00:17:09,361 --> 00:17:12,956 FRANKIE: Yep, after days of worrying about payback for stealing Pete's customer... 324 00:17:13,132 --> 00:17:15,464 ...it looked like Bob was finally in the clear. 325 00:17:15,634 --> 00:17:19,263 - Ah! That's tight. - Yes, it is. I don't want you getting away... 326 00:17:19,438 --> 00:17:22,066 ...because I know you stole my customer, you little fink. 327 00:17:23,275 --> 00:17:24,708 No! 328 00:17:26,678 --> 00:17:28,669 [BOTH GRUNTING] 329 00:17:35,921 --> 00:17:37,684 The kids lost their cornhole partners. 330 00:17:37,856 --> 00:17:40,825 It's you and me on one side and Morgan and Axl on the other. 331 00:17:41,393 --> 00:17:42,951 Okay. 332 00:17:43,128 --> 00:17:45,289 Well, whose partner did you wanna be? 333 00:17:45,464 --> 00:17:49,662 No, you were right when you said that. Them on one side and us on the other. 334 00:17:51,904 --> 00:17:52,928 I heard her talking. 335 00:17:53,105 --> 00:17:56,370 I didn't wanna say anything, because I didn't wanna ruin a good time... 336 00:17:56,542 --> 00:17:58,442 ...but let's just say... 337 00:17:58,977 --> 00:18:01,844 ...Morgan loves her family more than she loves ours. 338 00:18:03,449 --> 00:18:05,679 - Well, shouldn't she? - God. 339 00:18:06,218 --> 00:18:09,119 You don't get it. You have no instinct. 340 00:18:09,288 --> 00:18:11,654 A bear could carry our child off into the woods. 341 00:18:11,824 --> 00:18:13,348 You wouldn't even notice. 342 00:18:14,293 --> 00:18:16,784 Why are you making yourself nuts here? I don't get it. 343 00:18:16,962 --> 00:18:21,058 I told you, there's nothing you can do. Accept it. This is out of your control. 344 00:18:21,934 --> 00:18:23,731 [SPEAKING IN MANDARIN] 345 00:18:23,902 --> 00:18:26,132 That's not how you say "I love you" in Mandarin. 346 00:18:26,305 --> 00:18:30,264 I told you, you have to study. You know I'm doing that semester in Hong Kong. 347 00:18:30,442 --> 00:18:34,435 I told you, if you wanna go to Hong Kong with me, you're gonna have to practice. 348 00:18:36,148 --> 00:18:38,139 FRANKIE: Yeah, this time it wasn't in my head. 349 00:18:38,317 --> 00:18:40,478 This time I actually did it. 350 00:18:44,022 --> 00:18:48,288 - Oh, my God. I'm sorry. I am so sorry. - What did you do? 351 00:18:48,460 --> 00:18:50,928 What? Nothing. I never tried an overhand before. 352 00:18:51,096 --> 00:18:54,554 It got away from me. Oh, my God, Morgan, I am so, so sorry. 353 00:18:54,733 --> 00:18:57,463 - I'm okay. - Let's get you in the shade. 354 00:18:57,636 --> 00:19:00,127 Oh, my gosh. Is she gonna be okay? 355 00:19:00,305 --> 00:19:03,365 She has to be okay. Come on. 356 00:19:03,542 --> 00:19:08,377 Make a hole, people. My friend Morgan is coming through. 357 00:19:11,817 --> 00:19:13,808 I knew it. 358 00:19:13,986 --> 00:19:15,920 I'm not proud. 359 00:19:16,088 --> 00:19:17,783 But I sure feel better. 360 00:19:17,956 --> 00:19:21,357 FRANKIE: Yep, it was petty and beneath me and it didn't change anything... 361 00:19:21,527 --> 00:19:25,588 ...but hey, losing control over your kids is a tough thing to accept... 362 00:19:25,764 --> 00:19:27,425 ...as Brick was about to find out. 363 00:19:28,467 --> 00:19:31,595 I told my teacher Scout hatched, and she's making me bring him back. 364 00:19:32,004 --> 00:19:33,869 I'm worried Scout needs me. 365 00:19:34,039 --> 00:19:37,338 No matter how many times I tell him, he keeps running into that fan. 366 00:19:37,509 --> 00:19:39,670 I hear you, honey. It's tough being a parent. 367 00:19:39,845 --> 00:19:42,905 You watch them make mistakes, and there's not a thing you can do. 368 00:19:43,081 --> 00:19:44,810 Guess that's the only way they learn. 369 00:19:44,983 --> 00:19:48,214 Even though the mom is always right. You remember that when you're 16. 370 00:19:49,521 --> 00:19:51,182 So, Brick, where is the chick? 371 00:19:56,562 --> 00:19:58,359 There's a message from Coach Giesken. 372 00:19:58,530 --> 00:20:02,057 You gotta send back your medical evaluation before summer practice starts. 373 00:20:02,234 --> 00:20:03,292 Yeah, I don't know. 374 00:20:03,468 --> 00:20:05,436 Morgan told me I shouldn't play football... 375 00:20:05,604 --> 00:20:09,404 ...seeing as how practice might cut into our summer together, so... 376 00:20:12,978 --> 00:20:15,242 If he doesn't play, he'll never get a scholarship. 377 00:20:15,414 --> 00:20:17,678 With no scholarship, he can kiss college goodbye. 378 00:20:17,849 --> 00:20:20,511 He'll end up in some crappy job, living in our basement... 379 00:20:20,686 --> 00:20:22,847 ...eating all our food and stealing beer money. 380 00:20:23,021 --> 00:20:26,422 - I don't like her, Frankie. I just don't. - I know, I know. 381 00:20:26,592 --> 00:20:29,026 FRANKIE: I slept surprisingly well that night... 382 00:20:29,194 --> 00:20:32,652 ...I think because nature made it that only one parent can worry at a time. 383 00:20:32,831 --> 00:20:34,230 Nature's smart that way. 384 00:20:34,399 --> 00:20:37,835 And the truth is, we didn't have to worry about Morgan for long. 385 00:20:38,003 --> 00:20:41,837 Axl continued to date the love of his life for three more weeks... 386 00:20:42,474 --> 00:20:46,501 ...until the new foreign-exchange student arrived from Finland. 387 00:20:53,285 --> 00:20:55,116 Hey. 388 00:20:59,091 --> 00:21:01,082 [ENGLISH - US - SDH] 389 00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:05,117 Best watched using Open Subtitles MKV Player 390 00:21:05,167 --> 00:21:09,717 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0